So...my domestic capabilities are still growing. As yet, due to my hectic school schedule, I have done NO cooking in the last three weeks. Thankfully, I have a man that loves to be head chef of our place, so my son and I don't starve. (Lord knows I don't like eating a bowl of cereal all day.) So...after my big assignment was turned in, I decided to finally cleanse my house of the crumbs from all my son's snacks that have built a residence on my carpet and walls...yes, the walls. But alas, my good-for-nothing, piece of shit-taki mushrooms, vacuum was not worth a dime. But alas, thanks to affordable options at Target, my place is back to beautiousness.
Because everyone knows that there is nothing worse than finally getting the urge to clean and having your vacuum not pick up anything.
Plus, once I stopped being able to identify what my son had picked up and eaten off the floor, I knew it was time to stop fooling around.
Hey....he's bulletproof.
